The Daily Xeper, submitted by Stormeh. There are two kinds of spiritual nuts. Those who listen to what a higher power has to say, and those who listen to what the voices in their head say. Goddess Illuminaria, as she likes to call herself, is the latter. Every morning the Goddess rolls her fat ass out of bed and scribbles a whole bunch of nothing onto her web site in the form of "essays".

If I smash the pottery of doubt,
doubtless the hard drink will come in another vessel.
Think that sour and stinging drink
will bring wisdom?
Yes, it often does.
So I won't smash the pottery.

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? I guess I am not spiritual or stupid enough to figure it out. If that brick of shit she calls an essay didn't make you dizzy then this one will.

Was it not this beauty
for so long
you've been seeking?
Don't stop at the side wall!
Keep going the long way around.
You know what to do.
Stop typing and start living.

Oh how I wish you would stop typing.

– Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez

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