Luxrock, submitted by Chris Johns. There is no real words to describe the immense faggotry of this band. It is by far the most pretentious, masturbatory, idiotic "music" webpage I have ever seen. These guys make Stryper look like Led Zeppelin. I could bash these guys for days, but an image speaks a thousand words.
Oh my god they are god-like musical super hunks! And one of them is even a ninja! Most of this site is "Coming Soon", but all you need to check out is their profiles and the pictures to know that this is a gem of comedy. Keep this one bookmarked for when LUXROCK starts putting more things on their webpage for us to make fun of. I'm keeping an eye on you goofy fuckers.
(Lips smacking, mouth full of peanut butter, glistening streams of peanut butter oil running down chin) "I'm full as hell, and I'm not going to take another bite!"
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
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