Emma Watson Community, submitted by me. It's been my belief for a long time that the more specialized you make the content of your web site the more strange and pathetic the content of that web site will be. A web site about movies, fine. A web site about Harry Potter, fine. But a web site about Emma Watson? Come on. If you create a web site like that you’re going to run out of news and content pretty quickly and have to resort to shit like laughable fan fiction and poorly constructed flash games.

Ooops, too late. The Emma Watson community is all things Emma Watson, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! You can catch up on all the Emma Watson news (NEWSFLASH: EMMA WATSON STARRING IN HARRY POTTER 7!!! WHAT A SHOCKER!!!), play Emma Watson games, and read Emma Watson fan fiction. Check out Hermione’s Secret Part 1!

Hermione Granger stepped off the Hogwarts Express at the train station. Her bushy hair pressed up against her face. She was feeling wonderfully free to be out of her school robes to go home for the Christmas vacation. Her mother was waiting for her in the lobby.

"Hermione, i thought that crazy train would never come." She hugged her tightly, and led her out into the parking lot.
"Mom, I’m okay you don’t have to worry about me so much." Hermione got into their blue Volkswagen. “But I have something to tell you. Mom, I used a magic spell and grew a penis.”

Okay, I admit, I added that last part just to spice things up a little bit. But come on, you know someone has written that story somewhere out there. When I got bored of the fan fiction I decided to play some Emma Watson games. My favorite is Dress Emma!

Damn, I’m not too good at this.

When you specialize the content of your web site so much it just becomes weird and stalkerish. The Emma Watson Community is no exception.

– Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez

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