Head To Christ, submitted by Tobar. Remember when that gutiar player from Korn quit the band and became a Jesus freak? Me neither. Well I guess he has a fancy new site that is HARDCORE for Jesus.
You know I really can't blame him. If I was in the band Korn, I would probably be really bummed out and feel like I had nowhere to turn as well. His only choice was to become born again or work as an ice cream man. Head, I support you and your crazy religious beliefs. The rest of Korn is going to hell for making terrible music and contributing to the creation of Hot Topic.
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