OtherKinDating, submitted by Orthodork. Kicking off with the subtitle "You're not alone... not anymore", Otherkin Dating wastes no time in letting you know that you've entered a world of very creepy people who are unable to get out and find dates because they spend more time in their imaginations than in reality and the shower.

What the heck is an otherkin anyway? My best guess is that the guy in this picture is an example of one:

So basically, an otherkin is C. Thomas Howell wearing an Incan priest robe and headdress, complete with the blackface makeup from his 1986 smash hit comedy "Soul Man". Got it. There's also a terrific letter from the editor that raises more questions than it answers.

We being asked, quite often, why there is a charge for using this service? Well, we would gladly make it free, however we are working on few other projects for Elven community and this progect is nothing more then a fundraising effort for that purpose.

Yes, it is right OtherKinDating is Elven ran, operated and owned project, so, Dear Ork or Vampire, if you feel bad about supporting Elvish establishment, don't buy a membership here ... and stay home alone without your mamu-irchin or vampiress.

Ooh, ice burn! Can you even imagine what it would be like to be an Ork without a mamu-irchin in this day and age? That's what you get when you're too closed-minded to support dating websites run by elves, I suppose. It's the 21st century, Orks! Get with it already. Jeez.

– Corin Tucker's Stalker (@DennisFarrell)

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