Don't Date Him, Girl, submitted by ladies. This site is for all the women who did what Lisa Nowak couldn't do: call a player a player and walk away. Don't Date Him, Girl is basically one giant database of guys that girls should never date. As to how that is any different from every other online dating service out there, I have no idea. It does however also simultaneously present one giant database of girls you should never date, because they are angry, bitter, vindictive, and crazy. So at the end of the day this site is just one giant database of human misery and failure on every level. Every guy on here is gay, has a small dick, and cheats. Every girl on here probably deserved no better. On the plus side there is this:
And that picture alone justifies this horrible site.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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