, submitted by . Andy Smith, proving to the world that Internet reporting can consist of "drinking gallons of expired Sunny Delight and writing whatever crosses your mind while vomiting your last three meals into the toilet." Strangely enough, the puke seems much more appealing than the ignorant splattering of lies that Andy Smith considers an article. I've got to go now, the little green men are waiting to stick a few hundred tracking devices up my nasal cavity.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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