My Tuxedo Mask Of Late Night!, submitted by John. Girl is insane to the max for BIG AMERICAN star Conan O'Brien!! She love him so much it is super sunshine star in the sky at night; BIGGER THAN TWO MOONS! That's no moon?
The Sad Dream
Tears ran down my face and onto my lips,
He gently wiped them away with his fingertips,
I sadly looked up into his sweet blue eyes,
I tried really hard but could not muffle my cries,
He held me tight in his strong embrace,
I rested my head upon his chest and buried my face,
Our embrace ended with a long sweet kiss,
When he walked away I knew that day,
I felt something strong and new,
Without a doubt I soon found out,
That he liked me too!
Fantastic!!! That so wonderful! EXTREME HAPPY PLUS FIFTY! GOOD POEM, GO, FIGHT, TEAM UNITE!
PS - GOOD NEWS IS IN THE AIR TO SIGN! CRAZY BITCH WHO HAS CONAN PAGE GOOOOOOOOOOOO SIGN!!!11
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