Gothic Mom (thanks Jenn) - She's a mom, she's a goth, she's a...firefighter? Check out the webpage of an aging goth with a passion for saving lives and raising God-fearing children.

I'm a full-time wife & mom,full-time employee, volunteer firefighter, tomboy,& an active Christian(who happens to be Gothic).I have a twisted sense-of-humor,& am one who has no time for gossiping menaces who have nothing better to do with their time than invade other people's privacy.I give everybody a chance to be my friend,and I have alot of patience.

Just because I'm Gothic, doesn't mean I'm a sick-minded, murdering thief.I just like different music than everybody else(but I listen to lots of different music), & I see things in a different perspective.In other words, I try to make good out of every bad situation, & so should everyone else.If I haven't scared you away yet, then send me an email if you'd like to know more. Oh,& to all pedafiles-LEAVE ME ALONE!I have nothing you want-so don't stalk me!Get a life.Peace & God bless...

Possibly worthy of note: she may have the longest list of interests in Myspace history. No, actually, there is nothing worthy of note to see here. Just another dork on Myspace, only this one is a gothic firefighter mom pushing 40.

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