At Hosanna1, a Web site built by tacky obsessive dog breeders for tacky obsessive dog lovers, hyperlinks crowd the page like puppy-shit piles in a grossly overfertilized lawn, while flitting animated butterflies give jumpy mutts a reason to bat the screen. The inclusion of a winged, haloed canine doesn't convey "our pets are angels" so much as "our dogs are dead." Hosanna1 is apparently well regarded among animals who use computers, because it displays a Great Site Award that couldn't possibly have come from human hands.
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
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Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.