Indiana Jones and the Vessel of Ra (2014)
George Lucas (character)
David Koepp (screenplay)
Genre: Action / Adventure / Thriller / Sci-fi
Tagline: Indy's back and better than ever!
Plot Outline: The Jones Family must stop a Nazi remnant group from breaking into the great pyramids of Egypt and unleashing a spirit who could resurrect Hitler... (more)
User Comments: Not the best of the quatrolilogeny, but a wharthy hair to the... (more)
User Rating: 7.2 / 10 (68,003 votes)
|Harrison Ford||....||Indiana Jones|
|Sean Connery||....||Professor Henry Jones|
|Monica Bellucci||....||Doilla Krezbyc|
|David Warner||....||Kleiner von Braun|
|Robbie Coltrane||....||Marcus Brody, Jr.|
|Dennis Farina||....||John Cougar Mellencamp|
|Sam Shepard||....||South Dakota Williams|
|Joseph Gordon-Levitt||....||Henry "Indy Jr." Jones the Third|
Runtime: 133 min
Language: English / Crimean Tatar / Turkmen / Azerbaijani
Color: Color (Turkalite)
Sound Mix: Thomas Dolby
Certification: USA:PG-13 / UK:PG / TURKEY:Mandatory
Marcus Brody, Jr.: Indy, I'm afraid there's a man here to see you.
Indiana Jones: You're afraid?
Marcus Brody, Jr: Well Indy, he appears to be a Nazi.
Indiana Jones: Still?
Ort: (Tugging at Staff of Horus) So, you see, Dr. Jones, you are quite unable to posses any object which I cannot remove-
Indiana Jones: Ort! You madman-
Ort: ...from your clutches and take from you, rendering you-
Indiana Jones: This belongs in-
Ort: ...quite without the object which I have removed from your grasp.
Indiana Jones: -in a museum!
Indiana Jones: (Speaking into intercom) Jenny, this office was supposed to be snake-proof!
Jenny: Doctor Jones, the door won't open!
Indiana Jones: Snakes! Every time! (climbs onto desk)
Henry "Indy Jr." Jones the Third: (Speaking into phone) Pop, the Fifth Column have us surrounded! What should we do?
Indiana Jones: (Noticing the Fifth Columnist peeking in his office window) I'll get back to you on that (Hangs up; grabs whip).
Indiana Jones: There's only one maniac in this world who would tear up a national treasure just to chase some crazy myth.
Henry Jones: Ort?
Indiana Jones: Ort.
Henry "Indy Jr." Jones the Third: Ort?
Indiana Jones: Ort.
(Ort turns to reveal his face)
Ort: You are quite wrong indeed, Doctor Jones.
Indiana Jones: Ort!
Indiana Jones: (sighs loudly) I'm getting tired of all this jumping around.
Henry "Indy Jr." Jones the Third: Sit tight, pop, I'll handle it.
Sallah: My holy stars, Indy, how long has it been? You look positively weather-beaten! Your travels have surely taken their toll.
Indiana Jones: It's not the years or the mileage, Sallah, it's the extensive rusting of the undercarriage.
Indiana Jones: We've got to make sure that plane never takes off.
Henry "Indy Jr." Jones the Third: Looks like there are three cases of dynamite on the truck. I might be able to swing from that crane with my whip, dodge the gunfire, and toss the dynamite at the Nazis.
Indiana Jones: Help your old man sit up.
Ort: Take one last look at your family, Professor Henry Jones. For soon they shall be& quite beyond your reach.
Professor Henry Jones: Oooooort!
Henry "Indy Jr." Jones the Third: The final test... "Act not with haste, nor even at all; the patient man avoids the fall." A test of patience?
Professor Henry Jones: Indiana! You have to stand perfectly still! (Minutes pass and the gateway opens.)
Henry "Indy Jr." Jones the Third: He did it! Pop did it!
King Ra: Your superhuman abilities were our gift... passed through the blood.
Henry "Indy Jr." Jones the Third: Pop, if what he's saying is true, then the entire Jones family descended from these aliens.
Indiana Jones: Button it, sprout. Let this damn mummy explain it.
King Ra: There was&another tribe from the stars... you have known their spawn...their Führer will be resurrected... by the power of the hidden Vessel!
Indiana Jones: (Nonchalantly shoots Ra dead.)
Professor Henry Jones: Junior!
Indiana Jones: Nazis. Mummies. They're all the same.
Ort: Arrgh! (wakes up, clutching chest wound)
Professor Henry Jones and Indiana Jones: Ort!
Professor Henry Jones: Who knows what trouble that boy will get into on his own?
Indiana Jones: Just think: even if we're not around, he can still have incredible adventures. Just like his old man.
Henry "Indy Jr." Jones the Third: So long, pop. (faces camera) I have a feeling we'll meet again real soon.
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