Hasten 88 Unctuous (1991)
Commission 77 (pre-screenplay)
Commission 78 (screenplay)
Special National 6 6 4 Unit (post-screenplay)
Deboraah Squritzer (re-screenplay)
Genre: Mesmerism / Suspense / Disorienting / Tone Drama / Dystopian Romance (more)
Tagline: Look, it is.
Plot Summary: Door open man come out man go in with woman and man in URBAN ZONE exit to COUNTRY ZONE scenery shooting more shooting 4 4 up the hill down the hill WHEELED VEHICLE PURSUIT object occluded non-procreative intercourse twist THE END !HAIL KING! List of names. Film product (more) (view trailer)
Plot Keywords: Hair in a bucket / Tears turn into birds / UFO is the god / Babies crawl out of motor oil lagoon / Man robot smokes a girl's style pipe (more)
User Comments: Family is agog. Saw movie and left through chute halfway through, came out on top, went back down and paid again just to see begin part twice before end part. Thrust whole family into this, through the ladder and up the sides. Let's try together. !HAIL (more)
User Rating: 1-2-5-1-4/ 2-2-5-2-3 (1 votes)
Cast overview, first billed only:
Top Rascal ... Mysterious Stranger
A Sensual Woman ... Miss Xerenej 1991 Her Gorgeous Majesty Vort Folgers
Mr. Bad Intentions ... The Hated Blindo
Mysterious Stranger ... T.J. Rascal
Lady ... Chug Wizwall
Lady ... Windchink Mechagordita
Lady ... Crazylex
Lady ... Hamper Panther
Lady ... Whomper 99
Lady ... Stranger Rascaltop
KING ... KING
Also Known As:
Nutter Dross (UK)
Cop: Wheeled Vehicle Pursuit (Jpn)
Langston le Langostin (Fra)
Underwasserauftrag des Teddybear Kapitan und der Rascalich Getoppen (Ger)
FORBIDDEN LIE PICTURE OF ENEMY (*DEATH TO KING*) (Vol)
Runtime: Exact amount up to the end
Color: Vrek Bananahammer's Sonoluminescent Orchestra
Aspect Ratio: 275,634:98,334
Sound Mix: Zohedrophonics
MOVIEmeter: PERFECT why?
Certification: Xerenej: Oh. / USA: ER-PPC / UK: Bag o' Shite / Japan: Heebee Chibis / Germany: Rascal Verboten / France: Polanski-13 / Volkistan: HATESHOW
AMDB Memorable Quotes:
Top Rascal: Open door we go inside.
A Sensual Woman: I cannot.
Top Rascal: Why cannot you? Open door.
A Sensual Woman: My arms so heavy. They do not lift.
Top Rascal: You hold stone.
A Sensual Woman: These thing are not a stone. They a dream.
Top Rascal: Set dream free...
A Sensual Woman: Ah, now I see it. My arms lift.
Lady: Why we here?
Lady: He want talk.
Mr. Bad Intentions: No talk. I want the sensual embrace.
Top Rascal: You! Cannot tame this brat.
Lady: I will hug you the night long.
Top Rascal: Apologize. You not a type.
Lady: What type that?
Top Rascal: Nevermind, it KING!
KING: I KING.
Top Rascal: It dead.
A Sensual Woman: We cannot be forgiven.
Top Rascal: Okay, okay, come down. We run that way.
A Sensual Woman: My legs, they so heavy. They do not run..
Top Rascal: The dreams!
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