A flick of his NASCAR lighter and a slurred insult later, Cletus dismantles years of conservative white middle-class oppression at the hand of wild, cocaine-snorting, liberal niggers.
With God (and His twin sons Jesus and Dale Earnhardt) on it's side, the South will most certainly rise again! Unfortunately, it will then proceed to sit on the broken down Lay-Z-Boy recliner on it's porch and swill Pabst Blue Ribbon until it passes out again..
Let's play a fun game: I'm not going to read any of the comments. Instead, I'm just going to make some up. Please email me and tell me how close I got to the real thing. I'm willing to bet that at least one of these is verbatim.
"hell yea fuck them dum ass nigers"
"yeehaw redneck pride"
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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