A flick of his NASCAR lighter and a slurred insult later, Cletus dismantles years of conservative white middle-class oppression at the hand of wild, cocaine-snorting, liberal niggers.
With God (and His twin sons Jesus and Dale Earnhardt) on it's side, the South will most certainly rise again! Unfortunately, it will then proceed to sit on the broken down Lay-Z-Boy recliner on it's porch and swill Pabst Blue Ribbon until it passes out again..
Let's play a fun game: I'm not going to read any of the comments. Instead, I'm just going to make some up. Please email me and tell me how close I got to the real thing. I'm willing to bet that at least one of these is verbatim.
"hell yea fuck them dum ass nigers"
"yeehaw redneck pride"
I'm ruined. Every dream in my life has been dashed. Fantastic product! Would buy again!
Astronaut AJ Tucker returns from a long hiatus to offer his insight about the possible "alien probe" spotted zipping through our solar system.
Better than expected, and absolute garbage
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