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"This kid has a future in Cattle Auctions!"


"You know how sometimes, SOMETIMES you bring your total A-Game when you're with a woman? You absolute best. She's moaning, her thighs clamp to your sides and her back arches with every orgasm. Your back has claw marks in it and her eyes glaze over and roll back

Well, the West Coast is getting closer and closer to the Mother Earth version of that. Somewhere, there's some forces at work that will savagely love her until a tectonic orgasm strikes downtown LA with a power unique to a woman's climax."


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