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If you're anything like me - and I assume you are - you've spent much of your adult life on your knees, praying a prayer to whatever god maybe be listening that went something like this: "Dear god, please let there be a video of 4 grown men(?) wrapped in green duct tape with color-coordinated cloth tied to them such as to suggest that they're the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Please let them also have plastic bottles duct taped to their bodies to simulate turtlecock and please, oh please god, please let them kneel over a pizza, simulate masturbating and then squirt mock turtlecum all over the pizza. Also, please let the sound track consist of nothing but a human heartbeat followed by complete, utter, horrifying silence as the cum starts flying. Amen."
Arise, friends! At long last, our day is at hand! Finally, after years of prayer on out part, the Lord hath spake, saying:
"That's enough internet for me forever."
"Why the fuck did the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles jacking-off and cum all over a pizza?"
"Why wouldn't they?"
"Whoa! The first 3 minutes of the Michael Bay "Ninja Turtles" reboot!"
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