4. Page is a shrine to clichéd animated gifs or Javascript (usually coincides with #1).
7. Page layout / color scheme burns your retinas and causes brain damage.
8. Website looks as if it were written by Jeff K.

Samples From Website:

"we currently consist of 6 people (who 3 of are N64 Goldeneye/Turok veterans)"

"this website is a completely new website created from scratch by craig moore using the evaluation copy of web express feel free to visit craig moore's personal home page at ZAP.TO/SHROOMWORLD.COM"

Description:I love the main page you hit when going to the site. Ah, nothing quite nicer than a background that constantly pulses red and black. The basic information page is wonderful as well, the author decided that the "50 point centered font" was the way to go for the Bitch Busters. BB logo shows a basic grasp of Photoshop, although it's obviously lacking the "lens flare" plugin. I love the Javascript password script on the "Members" page, which you can find the password to by simply looking at the page source. Bonus points are given for the popup window which asks what midi file you'd like to listen to.

Link for you to join?: Yes

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

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