100% REAL: LEAKED STAR WARS EPISODE 3 SCREENPLAY

INT - GALACTIC SENATE



The huge galactic senate room is abuzz with the murmur of aliens. They

are making noise and debating things. Senator Palpatine sits on a 

floating platform in the middle of it all.



				PALPATINE

	Silence! Silence all of you! I will now speak!



The murmur dies down as people turn their attention to Palpatine.



				PALPATINE

	Now that I have this emergency power and this clone army, I 

	have something to tell you all.

		

				JAR JAR BINKS

	Oh massa, this a'gonna be good.



				PALPATINE

	Silence, you crab-eyed monster! I merely used you as a means

	to my twisted ends!



				JAR JAR BINKS

	Whatchoo sayin, boss?



				PALPATINE

	With the emergency powers you foolishly granted to me, I now

	proclaim myself EMPORER OF THE GALAXY. The clone army shall

	defend me and strike down all who oppose me!



				JAR JAR BINKS

	Massa, we ain't gwine stand by this nonsense, sho'nuff!



				PALPATINE

	Oh, poor Jar Jar, there is nothing you can do.



				JAR JAR BINKS

	Sheeeeeeeeit.



OBIE WAN swoops down on a rope from above and lands on the platform.



				OBIE WAN

	But I can do something!



OBIE WAN draws his lightsaber and turns it on, pointing it at PALPATINE'S

neck.



				OBIE WAN

	You must turn the republic back over to the people!



				PALPATINE

	You underestimate me!



Palpatine pulls out a lightsaber and swats Obie's lightsaber away.



				OBIE WAN

	But... you're not supposed to be a Jedi!



Jar Jar Binks widens his eyes, twirls around, and faints extravagantly.