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Sole.Sushi

> Use staff to entangle demon. Tell Bob to shoot it in the fucking face while it's still. Tell Bob's Wife to disarm Horseman with her whip. Command bone golem to shred them fuckers to ribbons.

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Poland Spring

> Tell Warhorse you know of a worthy opponent and summon the Golgothian for him to fight

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Hogge Wild

> send golgotha first throught the door
> make pretty dress from wife and wear it
> enter door

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