When I was a kid, I always wanted to be like my mommy - caring, beautiful, sophisticated, and capable of manipulating men to get what she wants. Unfortunately, our childhood dreams rarely come true. The SA Forum Goons project their own unfulfilled ambitions and strange fantasies onto an innocent little girl in this dark thread.
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I forced a bot to watch 1,000 hours of Donald Trump speeches and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial
I have used my bot to create Olive Garden commercials. This is a bot I have. Don't question it.
Secret Weapons of the Space Force
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
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Tom Clancy's The Division 2 Is NOT Political, Obviously
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My Moonlighter Shop's Worst-Selling Items
Dungeon dive by night, sell your loot by day... if you can.
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