When I was a kid, I always wanted to be like my mommy - caring, beautiful, sophisticated, and capable of manipulating men to get what she wants. Unfortunately, our childhood dreams rarely come true. The SA Forum Goons project their own unfulfilled ambitions and strange fantasies onto an innocent little girl in this dark thread.
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If elected, I will work closely with the folks who say I am a deep state communist MS-13 child trafficker
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This Halloween, log off and visit your friends at the local Halloween Superstore.
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