When I was a kid, I always wanted to be like my mommy - caring, beautiful, sophisticated, and capable of manipulating men to get what she wants. Unfortunately, our childhood dreams rarely come true. The SA Forum Goons project their own unfulfilled ambitions and strange fantasies onto an innocent little girl in this dark thread.
KittyLitter
Captain Pike
Belgarath
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
About This Column
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
Previous Articles
- Talking to Strangers Online!
- Horrible crap out of the blue!
- Draw Your Way across a Cliff!
- Hitler Auditions
- Personal Encounters With Celebrities
Suggested Articles
What's Hot
Popular Threads
Yes you do, in fact, "gotta hand it to" whoever
Lol streaming TV
If somebody trained an AI purely on something awful posts, what would its
check this article about me as a 5 year old out
Today I learned Koko the talking gorilla was kind of a huge perv
The first cardinal was a decoy
Child likes Gollum a little too much