Would you jump off a cliff if all your friends were doing it? At Something Awful, the answer is unequivocally yes.
Humans and animals alike have struggled with the problem of getting from one side of a cliff to another. Unsuccessful approaches include:
The Steak Justice presented this eternal quandary to the Something Awful Forum Goons, who responded with their usual ingenuity. Disclaimer: Most of these strategies only work in the magical world of MS Paint. Try at your own risk!
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.