Would you jump off a cliff if all your friends were doing it? At Something Awful, the answer is unequivocally yes.

Humans and animals alike have struggled with the problem of getting from one side of a cliff to another. Unsuccessful approaches include:

  • running really fast only to notice a few strides into your attempt that your feet are moving over empty air.
  • voluntarily diving off a precipice in the mistaken belief that your fictional vampire boyfriend will save you.
  • riding a skateboard over a gorge only to lose momentum and drop comically to the canyon floor.

The Steak Justice presented this eternal quandary to the Something Awful Forum Goons, who responded with their usual ingenuity. Disclaimer: Most of these strategies only work in the magical world of MS Paint. Try at your own risk!


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