Remember the Offensive Bumper Stickers theme? Hmm, probably not; looks like that one never quite made it to Goldmine or Phriday. As I recall, it was offensive and featured bumper stickers, so it delivered what it promised, but it still came up short somehow. So the SA Forum Goons decided to try it again with "Bumper Stickers You Would Actually Want." I found some of those pretty offensive as well, but only in the "that joke is offensively lazy and unfunny, like every real-life bumper sticker I've ever seen" kind of way. I kept all the good ones; here they are!
PipeRifle
melaQuit
dee eight
Bloody Hedgehog
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