Capt. Disturbing


That's going to do it for this week's Goldmine. We'll see you next week, when I'll be posting another long and involved story about some guy who dated an insane girl who broke down his door in the middle of the night and chanted in a demonic language while holding him down and trying to sacrifice him to her Dark Lord. See you then!

– Nick "Mayor Wilkins" Dunn

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