CaptainCanada

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ilikedirt

GRIME SLUT

King Vidiot

We cannot choose our names, they are written before us in the long, long ago. We can only choose to live our lives by the names we are given.

ilikedirt

MEATSNAKE

Lobotomy Bob

Not posting

ilikedirt

CRUSHER GORBO

ElectricSheep

post in a thread

ilikedirt

REDEMPTOR LUSTINIA

!Klams

Coma Doof my Warrior

ilikedirt

BATTLEBRAINS

fyodor

i am pretty curious why my mad max name would be

ilikedirt

well the reason why it would be ANDROGICUS is bc the nuclear radiation with make ur features become very gender neutral and yet, also incredibly grotesque and intimidating

Cymbal Monkey

Hi

ilikedirt

sorry but u are a nameless tumbleweed farmer in the future barely scratching by until u are suddenly killed by flying engine parts from an exploding car in a nearby road battle

ilikedirt

top causes of death in post apocalypse:

5) car battles

4) dehydration

3) hunger

2) suicide

1) car battle suicide

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