jiffy lube is the only chain business to successfully survive the apocalypse
THE OILY BARON
please name me, OP
i am ready for this
Poz my neg hole
THE BLISTER GARDENER
Signed in just to get a Mad Max name.
I PRAY TO HIM: V8!
DORK CHOKEHOLD, RINGLEADER OF THE FLAMING CIRCUS
You had better not fuck this up!
WILDERLING THE FERAL CROW COMMANDER
Damn am I too late?
MUSCULUS THE HUGEST WOMAN IN BARTEROPOLIS
Thanks to ilikedirt for the names! You can use one of them elsewhere on the Internet if you credit the SA Forums, I guess, but it won't really work because the names are personally customized, so the sporting thing would be to sign up, post in the still-active thread and receive your rightful title!
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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