Hamiltonian Bicycle

Good morning.

Calico Heart

Come, children! Behold the majesty of the MULTI-BIRD


Here is fat bird and super bird.

The Real Quaid

How about a bird that looks like infamous Austrian-born German statesman Adolf Hitler, the Auschwitz concentration camp, or maybe the Twin Towers?


Whatever you say pal.

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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