Brendle
*grabs you by the collar* NOT! MUCH! GOING! ON!!!!!! AAAAHARRRRR!! KINDA BORED!!!!! *shakes you* SORRY ABOUT THE BAD QUALITY/LACK OF CONTENT!!!!!!! SORRY IM SHIT!!!!
Teen Angst
teacher: why dident you do your homework student
student: *raises finger and takes long drawn out breath*
Teen Angst
lmao i coudlnt will myself to watch that for more than three seconds
here comes cask
i skipped to halfway through and there was a pad stuck to her face and she was listening to dubstep
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