Last week's Goldmine featured people eating pet food. Pets already eat pet food, so that wouldn't make for much of a follow-up. However, the pets showcased here have something in common with people eating pet food (other than pet-food-eating) -- they look ridiculous! Here's a collection that some might call 'YOUTUBE RECOMMENDED PUPPY VIDEO saccharine bullshit,' and that non-idiots might call cool pics of SA Goon pets to share with friends!
This space-age device is a cardboard box with two holes in it. The operative sticks a hand in one end. The contact inserts a hand in the other end. With both hands shielded from prying eyes, a secret handshake can commence.
I'm ruined. Every dream in my life has been dashed. Fantastic product! Would buy again!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.