I'm not exactly sure what's going on in today's update. I haven't even seen Star Trek in years. But it gave me an excuse to watch that episode again on YouTube, so I guess every nerdy article comes with a nerdy silver lining.
Blogs are useless and not worth reading. Except some of them are. Here are two I really like:
We've been together six years today. That's about 30% of my life. Whoa.
And you can't come. I'll be gone for two weeks and it should be really fun. The trip there is over 24 hours including a 13 hour layover in Korea. That should be less fun.
I'm hoping to get my next article ready before I leave, but if by chance I don't...well, see you in the new year.
In these contentious political times it is more important than ever to work together in a bipartisan way with the people who said I should be thrown out of a helicopter for being an Antifa terrorist.
This Halloween, log off and visit your friends at the local Halloween Superstore.
Better than expected, and absolute garbage
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