Steve: Dang, get a look at that rack.
Zack: Now we know what Joan Holloway looks like with a beard and wizard sleeves.
Steve: It says he's an illegal alien on earth. Do you think we can still make Arizona jokes?
Zack: How many is Leno up to?
Zack: I guess the only way we can be sure is to give it a shot.Steve: Well, I saw this one Arizona dude on TV who said he could spot illegal aliens by the way they dress. I had no idea he meant dress like an extra from Xanadu.
Zack: Really? You were worried about clubbing the dead horse with Arizona jokes and then you've got Sam Neil and a bunch of college kids roping off an excavation of Xanadu for a one-liner about wizard costumes?
Steve: It doesn't sound like you really want an answer.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Mr. Sakurai-sama, where the FRICK is Dino Riki!?
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.