Steve: This is awesome. A dinosaur mech. I am pretty sure I came up with the idea around 1990 on the back of a notebook, but I'm willing to let Siembieda have it since he realized the concept.
Zack: You know those circles are missile pods. It's always missile pods with Siembieda.
Steve: If you're going to build a giant robot dinosaur you might as well include hidden mini-missile launchers.
Zack: Let's hope some of them are wood tipped in case this T-rex mech has to fight any friend zoned vampire gauchos.
I have used my bot to create Olive Garden commercials. This is a bot I have. Don't question it.
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.