Zack: Another big "Sure, why not?" for the Grimbor Ape-Men.
Steve: I mean, when I think South America, I think minotaur gorillas being added to the party.
Zack: I will admit, if you piled up all the Rifts source books and mined them for every stupid throwaway character class they just jam into random books, you could come up with some hilarious parties.
Steve: That sounds like a challenge. We have almost every Rifts book at our fingertips. Let's do this.
Zack: Augh, no, I don't want to run a Rifts game.
Steve: We don't have to run a game, let's just make the most ridiculous parties. Four characters each. See who can come up with the stupider group.
Zack: Alright. You're on.
Steve: See you next time!
"I thought the internet was all fun and games. Grow virtual plants on Facebook. Send email to grandma. IM friends with emojis," said the Stupid Ass Teenager, currently dying in an Idiot County hospital. "Never in my wildest dreams could I ever possibly humanly imagine that doing stupid ass internet shit in real life might get me mortally injured."
(Lips smacking, mouth full of peanut butter, glistening streams of peanut butter oil running down chin) "I'm full as hell, and I'm not going to take another bite!"
Bonk: The Only Good Bonk Is A Head Bonk
We review every game from the last 2 months, plus all 21 SNES Classic titles
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.