I started working on this clip for a Photoshop thread called "Make Bad Guys Good," or something like that. But Hannibal is a tough nut to crack. I think I ended up making him significantly worse!
That was actually my second attempt to make Hannibal nicer. My original idea involved Hannibal holding a Lambchop sock puppet and singing The Song That Never Ends through all the scenes. However, it turns out I personally can't pull off Hannibal singing The Song That Never Ends to a satisfactory level. Maybe somebody out there can voice-act this scenario convincingly; if so, send me an e-mail and we'll make this Lambchop thing happen! For now, here's Hannibal being silly.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews