9. BART SIMPSON
Bart makes a handsome man!!!
8. THE BABY FROM FAMILY GUY 
damn vile woman, damn vile man! I guess it's time to get a job!!
8. DOUG FUNNIE
DOUGS MEDICAL EXPENSES ARE VERY EXPENSIVE
8. THE FLINTSTONE KIDS! 
that kid did not grow up to be a police he was a scientist. Do not believe the lies.
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