From: David Andrews
Subject: (NO SUBJECT BECUASE HES TOO BUSEY PLAYING BARBIE FASSHIAN DESIGNAR)You are an idiot. I would say that your conclusions on Direct X 8 are wrong but you didn't have any. You also write like shit. I'm just trying to figure out if your doing it on purpose. I don't care enough to have you reply so don't tell me. Just stop writing shit. Your sight suck too.
beep beep grammar Polices comes too makes an arrest for code 15:2v - FAGOTTRY WITHOUT A LICENSE!!! Tiem too goes too jail David Andres where yuo will say, "HELLO MY FUTURE GIRLFRIEND" too a man named Al!!!!
"Your sight suck too."
HELLO WELCOME TO AMAERICA WE SPEAK AMERICAN MAYEBE YUO CAN GO TOO SCHOOL AND LEARN HOW TO PROFESIAONALLY COMPOSE EMALES liek me. until then enjoy teh parade of meat, fathead.
From: Billy Brackenridge
Subject: The DirectX team is enjoying your websiteWe have been passing your "review" around. We are really interested in how well FORTRAN is running.
GET BACK TO WORK
From: Grefrath, Eric
Subject: Voodoo!So Jeffyboy, what you think about 3dfx selling your sorry ass out and cancelling their "Voodoo 5 6000" which you consider the jewel of the graphic kingdom. Nvidia owns 3dfx's sorry ass and it won't be long before you buy your own Geyforce2 to put in your Quake 3 Arena box of deathmatch destruction! You must submit to the reality that 3dfx is little more than vaporware and you and your l33t h4x0rz will have to st33l your hardwarez from someone else!
the rebellion
GO LAUNCH YUORSELF INTO SPACE!!!!
Funny MOMENT THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME OF TEH WEEK:
nothing I haev been sitting around and palaying Nobody Lieves Forevar on my moms computar and its okey but yuor girl has PHANTOM BOOBS becuase yuo looks down and theres no boobs which is scarrey in itself. I think Jason Hall KING OF TEH MONSTARS has problams with wommen if yuo catch my drift OH HO
hear si my emale adress but DONT EMALE ME unless its improtant or yuo want to brag about haX0ring teh President of UCLA, FAGOT QEEN OF TEH MOON
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