Abusing the defenseless elderly is one of the joys Police officers partake in! They're break your mother's hips if they think it might give them a "rush"!
Once again, Kitty isn't afraid to "tell it like it is." Please continue, Kitty the Talking Octopus!
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
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