Michael J. Beverage

Monday, Jun 10, 2002 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

IT'S A TRAP!

I feel like 20 pounds of shit in an eight pound shit sack and rather than write a sassy, self-pitying update, I will be merciful and just do an Awful Link of the Day.

To see you through this, here is a picture of Michael J. Beverage:

Good luck!

Cliff Yablonski Still Isn't Too Fond of You!

In a shocking moment of truth, I was able to pick up on the fact that Cliff Yablonski just might not like you! Three pages of you, to be exact!

Now that's a spicy meatball! Head on over to Cliff's fantabulous website and discover the many, many reasons why you are not held dear to his heart.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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