The oppressive English Nazis, who wouldn't stop until every pioneer had been beaten to a bloody pulp, never gave up!

Chester A. Garfield was one of the first Conservative "Fatcats" who's only interest was in destroying the Earth and spreading his cancerous plague of Nazi stormtroopers across the globe! Since then, all other conservatives have adopted his policy as well.

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