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On the Lawn with Tom "Moof" Davies

Moof: i want a little house with a lawn
Moof: on the weekends I can BBQ and drink beer on the lawn
Moof: at night i will go inside and just look at my lawn through the window
Livestock: also what would happen if a child's ball was blown asunder and landed in the confines of your yard
Moof: my bee-loud yard??
Livestock: it is not bee-loud you idiot
Moof: it is
Livestock: oh sure, like you're going to be able to afford property on the lake isle of innisfree
Moof: i imported my bees but they are genuine innisfree bees
Livestock: moof you are like a firework that does not go off
Livestock: you are a dud
Moof: what would happen if dow jones fought nas daq
Livestock: moof what would happen if davy jones fought jack frost
Moof: davy jones would win no contest

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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