#1 Export "A"s
A real treat to suck into your lungs. These inexpensive Canadian classics have mounted a big comeback in recent years, and although the Canadian packaging can be a bit much, a practiced smoker knows to stash his pipes in a travel tin. Cloying smoke will tint everything it touches with golden slime. Great for stunts. The more you smoke, the better the linger; a rich, coal miner musk with just a hint of crematorium dust. A bit of a hard suck on the filters thanks to Canadian regulations, which makes the As prime candidates for snip and clips (see our March 2012 issue for that). We give the Export As a big A+.
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