Still the world's most portable and powerful development platform.FakeTestimonials is the perfect way to lend credibility to any product or service. Our fake testimonials lower customers' defenses by making your company appear reliable and desireable.

So how does it work? Our advanced algorithm (coded and executed entirely in NewtonScript) looks for words on the internet and then it finds some names and adds those too. The results are astonishing.

But don't take our word for it. Check out these testimonials from satisfied customers!

"Error 404

404 Not Found

The Web server cannot find the file or script you asked for. Please check the URL to ensure that the path is correct.

Please contact the server's administrator if this problem persists."

- First Last

"I am frog. Yes. Okay, thank yu."


"I do not endorse this product. I have not used this product. I have never heard of this product. I do not even know what this product is supposed to do. I hate it!"

- President of the United States Bara



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- Brandy LaCoiffe, star of 1990s softcore pornography movies such as:

  • Private Encounters
  • Smooth Whisperings
  • Milk Bath USA
  • Breathy Affairs
  • Erotic Sensations
  • Forbidden Leggings
  • Tingly Confessions
  • Lady Prison Carwash
  • Silky Heavings
  • Bodyscape: A Virtual Reality Love Story for the Digital Age
  • Moist Shudderings
  • Casual Liasons
  • Supple Touchings
  • Night Squirmings
  • Caress of the Ghost Librarian
  • Tender Lacings
  • Sensual Tinglings
  • Hard Rubbings

As well as two non-pornographic straight-to-basic-cable movie sequels:

  • A Confederacy of Dunstons Checks In
  • Scared Straight 2: 2 Scared 2 Straight

"best potato peeler i have bought in years and i buy one every couple of weeks it almost makes me want to go back to eating potatoes again"

- Random String

"This is going to be the return of the Sonic that we all know and love. I just know it. Sonic Boom has all the makings of a modern classic character platformer... with an attitude! All the people saying negative things like 'it could be good or bad, we should wait' are wrong and not true gamers and they are traitors to the community. It takes courage to be an optimist in the name of thoughtfulness and honor. We need to rise above hate. It's a video game, relax and don't pick everything apart. Games are for fun. If you criticize something you're thinking too much. Hey does anyone know how to dilute gravy without harming the CRT screen?"

- Adam Scott, co-host of U Talkin' U2 To Me?

"Welcome to the Online NewtonScript Tutorial For Absolute Beginners. Against all logic, we are going to go skip past our introduction to programming as a concept and go directly to the chapter called Getting Your NewtonScript To Store And Print Relevant Text From Then Internet. Pay careful attention or things could get bumpy!"

- John Q. Cardholder

– Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell (@DennisFarrell)

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