You play bass in an indie band with an animal themed name.
You enjoy the smell of diesel gas on your fingers and your step-son does not.
You live in New Mexico, 1992 and today is your homecoming dance.
You frequently ask how anyone could drive a car other than a Volvo.
Your bellybutton smells and you secretly like it.
You recently raided your grandfather's closet.
You are nearly complete with your Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor fan-fic.
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Your favorite band is Nirvana, still.
Your mother shops at Baby Gap.
You have touched a girl and it was exactly like the internet said it would be like.
-Black Watch (Small Check)-
You are on the cover of Snoop Dog's 1993 album Doggystyle.
You have no opinion on Chinese human rights violations,
but you know what it takes to host a mean crawfish bake.
You have a deep connection with corduroy
You didn't pay child support but you got these bitchin' Oakleys.
You are legitimately cold.
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