It’s time to buy pure commercialized masculinity. But which model is right for you?
First they invaded our corporate water features, then they overran our golf courses, finally they took our freedom.
Why you honk and how it’s misinterpreted.
Congratulations on buying your first house. With the budget tight for the next 20 – 30 years, here are some great strategies on how to ignore glaring structural damage until you’re able to sell this mistake.
Expert analysis on the few things your cat likes and the many things it hates.
Important tips on how to prepare for the massive infestation of longboards and Yeti coolers.
Please consider updating your plan to include Trickle Down Antibiotics, the Millennial Meltdown, and other new options.
The newest update to Gwent adds some of the most complex cards you’ve ever seen in competitive, virtual card collecting games.
At what point does your ruthless gnawing count as self-cannibalism?
It seems like a lot of people struggle to drive once the roads get icy. Here are some easy tips to make your winter treks safer.
Important techniques for anyone returning from an extended vacation.
There is only one thing that can bring us back together: another copy-cat food delivery service that promises $10 off your first delivery with the promo code "fr33f00d."
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
Just because your teeth are made of Wolverine’s adamantium doesn't mean that anyone cares.
We have all the excellent beers for you to begrudgingly choke down!
This is Sid Meier's world, I’m just building wonders in it.
A complete guide to every type of apple you'll find on the orchard.
If you still have any difficulty transitioning to chip readers, please refer to the FAQ compiled from average user reactions.
Make sure your trip starts off with a rushed, anxiety inducing nightmare.
Don't let anyone tell you that you're a wasteful, careless, selfish individual because of your shower habits.
The daily cycle of pain and remorse as you frantically attempt to save the last bit of juice.
Complete list of undeniable excuses to keep your ass planted.
A complete assessment to all the terrible toys you've bought thus far.
A cellphone seems to go off at exactly 1:52 in The Clash’s 1982 single “Rock the Casbah.” Why?
Undeniable proof that you need to upgrade now.
A complete breakdown of why you're assigned to sit where you are.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Do you have a gloss-free life and need your consumer goods to match? Make it matte.
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Whether it’s finals, taxes, or the Canadian mafia, we all have stress in our life. Find out how it's changing your body before it's too late!
Gross nails are the human equivalent of carpeting your bathroom. Please do something.
Let there be no confusion about your cat's fine tastes.
OUTRAGED! I was just trying to help my child do homework when I found these!
Someday you'll go to bed at a normal time. Not tonight though.
Top rated guide to help you get back to work!
The heartfelt result of combining cancer stories with video games.
For the next few months, your life ramped up the difficulty setting.
Every major has their own preference on how to crack under the pressure.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
See them here first before they make it to the field.
Your costume is is the Halloween equivalent of a CSI rerun on TNT.
Sometimes it’s helpful to explain your allergies, other times you just need to apologize for sneezing on someone’s face.
Time to let your pimples bubble and swell under your beard like some acne Machu Picchu.
A helpful guide for coping with your inability to function like an adult.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
A helpful guide for anyone who hasn’t quite figured it out.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
A compilation of the best tracks (and runner-ups) for specific moments in your life. No monkey business.
The most advanced and up-to-date method of checking the temperature from cricket noises.
Your number one resource for all types of summer tan lines.
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