You've seen all ten episodes of Mike Flanagan's spooky show. You've been frightened by the big scares. You've felt a palpable chill every time Steven opened his mouth. (Seriously, dial the condescension back to a 12, dude) But have you spotted all the spirits tucked away in the background? These ghosts were hidden so well most people never saw them!
This space-age device is a cardboard box with two holes in it. The operative sticks a hand in one end. The contact inserts a hand in the other end. With both hands shielded from prying eyes, a secret handshake can commence.
I'm ruined. Every dream in my life has been dashed. Fantastic product! Would buy again!
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