The first trilogy's dark middle chapter:
The cloyingly happy ending:
The unplanned fourth movie that overexplains the mythos:
The soft reboot by Orci & Kurtzman:
The second dark middle chapter:
The surprisingly daring follow-up that subverts expectations:
The found footage side story from an up-and-coming young director:
The three hour epic that expands the series' scope:
The restrained character study with a conclusion that pulls everything together:
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
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