Normally, I would never try to pass off an Awful Link of the Day as an article unto itself, but I just got onto something of a rant this week. Take a look at the site and you'll understand. Something about this site just cracks me up. So between you and me, let's pretend that today's ALOD is an article, okay? Don't tell Lowtax.
This space-age device is a cardboard box with two holes in it. The operative sticks a hand in one end. The contact inserts a hand in the other end. With both hands shielded from prying eyes, a secret handshake can commence.
I'm ruined. Every dream in my life has been dashed. Fantastic product! Would buy again!
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