Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
Still, a few topics in the game felt strangely incomplete without a Paragon or Renegade response from Ryder.
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