I told my 14-year-old niece Frangela if she could name all 50 states, I'd give her a $25 Starbucks gift card. Here's what she did. I don't think she likes me?
This space-age device is a cardboard box with two holes in it. The operative sticks a hand in one end. The contact inserts a hand in the other end. With both hands shielded from prying eyes, a secret handshake can commence.
I'm ruined. Every dream in my life has been dashed. Fantastic product! Would buy again!
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