Last night, President Obama gave a powerful address from the Oval Office in which he tied the threat of terrorism to our national epidemic of gun violence. Which got us thinking: what if a bee had flown in? Here's what it would have looked like if a bee had flown in.
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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