Note: this is a continuation of yesterday's update, which I recommend you read first if you have not done so already. Please do not read part 2 before part 1 because that's just madness. Pure, mind-shattering madness.
Thanks to David Thorpe for co-writing this update with me.
For a complete listing of changes and additions to this year's phonebooks, please click here.
In these contentious political times it is more important than ever to work together in a bipartisan way with the people who said I should be thrown out of a helicopter for being an Antifa terrorist.
This Halloween, log off and visit your friends at the local Halloween Superstore.
Better than expected, and absolute garbage
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