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Motion-activated Spray Away chases off animals and birds with a blast of water plus noise and motion.
By CoolDad54 from Mayor's Income, TN
This product exceeded all my expectations. As advertised, it blasts neighborhood children foolish enough to approach my compound. I have modified the solution to use acid instead of animal repellent. They are learning and adapting. I will refine my defenses. More potent acids? Investigating sources. They are not getting their frisbies back no matter what.
By Gus from Columbus, IN
Rigged this thing to go off every five minutes. Also installed it in my house to constantly torture me with blasts of animal repellent and loud noises. I'm so bad. I deserve this. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
By SO ANGRY from ARGH
THIS IS THE ANSWER TO MY PRAYERS. I HAVE BEEN PLAGUED REPEATEDLY BY DEER THINKING THEY CAN COME INTO MY HOME, EAT MY FOOD, SLEEP IN MY BED, DO THEIR BUSINESS ON MY FLOOR AND TERRORIZE MY WIFE. THEY THINK THEY CAN GO TO MY WORK AND DO MY JOB WELL NOW WHO IS BOSS. NOW WHO IS TONY DANZA'S CHARACTER IN THE TV SHOW WHO IS BOSS. I AM. I AM THE BOSS AND I AM SHOOTING YOU IN THE FACE WITH ANIMAL REPELLENT.
By Dr. Iotoa from Gakona, AK
Unit came online and performed as advertised for the first day, keeping animal population at bay. Unfortunately, animals became frustrated and more aggressive, throwing their bodies into the unit and taking it offline. I am now surrounded. Situation is critical. Requesting immediate evac or replacement units.
By Beaumont from Vidor, TX
In case anyone is wondering, this product DOES work on my Asian neighbor, at least until he karate kicks the damn thing and breaks it. YOU'RE BUYING ME A NEW ONE, HO CHI.
By Augustus from Wormchapel, ID
The beasts have met their match. With a quick spray of this apparatus, the animal is sent running in fear. When I am done rigging up additional units, the animals will have nowhere to run. They will be surrounded on all sides. And there, in the heart of this arena, I shall do battle as Lord God intended. Blade 'twixt my teeth, nude, fully engorged, covered in crisco, ready to kill.
By Agnes from Eau Claire, WI
Pointless. The "sensor" gizmo is not smart enough to differentiate between common bird species. SkyMall, please let me know when you develop a product that can specifically target the nervous systems of birds I don't like. I've got some rude characters in my yard, and I want them to suffer for what they've done.
By Chance Hootly from Jasper, AL
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I tasted this so-called repellent and it was nothing to run away form. I drank three bottles worth of the stuff. It wasn't easy. I had to keep triggering the sensor and then quickly put my mouth over the sprayer. Not practical at all.
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